Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!