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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

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You drop it on her twice.

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Because he got Snowden!

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!