Monitor Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Drop Call Jokes More Drop Call Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

Ouch Jokes More Ouch Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

At&T Jokes More At&T Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.