Monitor Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

At&T Jokes More At&T Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.