Monitor Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

Ouch Jokes More Ouch Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell