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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

How many Back to the Future jokes do you make?

88 jokes per hour.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.