What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What is that new movie about?

About an hour

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What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes