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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

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Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.