What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.