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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.