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One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
Because 7 ate 9.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
Podcasts.
A frog in a blender.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
It's hard to keep track.