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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

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Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!