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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

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Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call a ghost in the Outback?

An Apparigine!

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.