What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

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Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

So he could solve the staircase.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.