How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

App Jokes More App Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.