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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why, afraid of seven, five is?

Because six seven eight.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

App Jokes More App Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag