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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes