How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

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How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.