How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.