How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.