When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!