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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.