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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.