March Madness Sale - 25% Off

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

Previous Random Joke Next
2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Metaphor Jokes More Metaphor Jokes

What is a simile?

It's like a metaphor.

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!