When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

What is a simile?

It's like a metaphor.