When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!