What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.