Slice Jokes

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

Rocky Road.

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.