It depends on how thinly you slice them.
A slice of Pi.
Because he's shellfish!
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
A clubbed sandwich
Little Caesers
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Buddha this slice of bread for me!
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
A sandwich
Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Definitely not poison. Have another slice!
It's stale, mate.
It was destined for grater.
When it's been sliced.
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast
Because he was a slice of bread
Cause they carry pistils.
They'll tell you.
They're both cheesy.
Because it was on the house.
Because it has a turd in it.
Because it's a turd!
A mis-steak.
Burnt steak.
Mussel cars.
You're two shellfish.
Slice cream.
I came, I upvoted, I reposted.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.