It depends on how thinly you slice them.
A slice of Pi.
Because he's shellfish!
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
A clubbed sandwich
Little Caesers
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Buddha this slice of bread for me!
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
A sandwich
Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Definitely not poison. Have another slice!
It's stale, mate.
It was destined for grater.
When it's been sliced.
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast
Because he was a slice of bread
Nothing, you already told 'em twice.
OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.
He hates camping
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
Slice cream.
Her hips
ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
In case they run out of bullets.
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
They both go over your head.
The club sandwich.
