Slice Jokes

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

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How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!