You're!
It depends on how thinly you slice them.
A slice of Pi.
Because he's shellfish!
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
A clubbed sandwich
Little Caesers
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Buddha this slice of bread for me!
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
A sandwich
Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Definitely not poison. Have another slice!
It's stale, mate.
It was destined for grater.
When it's been sliced.
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast
Because he was a slice of bread
The people of Ferguson.
Ghoul-ash!
The Marin-era
Nothing. Dressings don't have arms
He was taking a shot.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
A Daeshboard
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
A fortress has breastworks.
The Devil has standards.
When it turns into a driveway.
Because he was snowed in.
