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It depends on how thinly you slice them.
A slice of Pi.
Six, if you slice them thin enough.
Because he's shellfish!
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
A clubbed sandwich
Little Caesers
For identification.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
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Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Buddha this slice of bread for me!
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
A sandwich
Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Definitely not poison. Have another slice!
Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
It's stale, mate.
It was destined for grater.
An immigraint.
When it's been sliced.
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast
Because he was a slice of bread
One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
I haven't a clous.
Adieu!
In the spaghetto
Allah Garden.
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!
OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Get to the back of the oven...
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
Cleveland Rocks!
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
A quarter-pounder with cheese
