What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What is the favorite number of french potheads?

80

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.