What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Yes!

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."