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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.