What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet