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What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

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How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.