What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden