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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What is the difference between an American and a Canadian?

69 cents.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.