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What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!