What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.