What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.