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What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.