You can actually get through the minefield alive.
Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!
Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
A witch in a minefield.
