What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What is the difference between an American and a Canadian?

69 cents.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!