What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.