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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean