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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

How?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...