What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

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One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest