Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.
A 401(K-9).
In the dictionary.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
He won't ever give you *Up*.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
The tight ends.