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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.