What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.