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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo?

I've never had a garbanzo on my face.