What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason