A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.
You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!
Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.
Because she can't stand up.
To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
Deadmau5
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Because he had no body to go with.
He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
When their lips move
