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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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What's the difference between U and I?

J

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving