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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats most common written thought?

Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.