What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.