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What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

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What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.