Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

G Jokes More G Jokes

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena