Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

G Jokes More G Jokes

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.