Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

G Jokes More G Jokes

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance