Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

G Jokes More G Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the G.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.