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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

G Jokes More G Jokes

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there! C-2! C-2 who?

C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!