How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

Letter G (lethargy)