How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)