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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What's the capital of Greece?

The G

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke