How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO