Take away the G.
An emo-g
The G
Because they can get 4g
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
G,Esus.
They're not infallible
G u knit
Automobile.
Just add a G and now she's gone.
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.
Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!
Brash.
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.
Oh snap!
So men can remember them!
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
All white, all white, all white.
Test-tickles
Check, mate.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally
