How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.