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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.