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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.