How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.