How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.