How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

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Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.