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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.