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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth