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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.