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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.