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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

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RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Why was the math teacher late for school?

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.