Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

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Why is it impossible to run through a campground?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

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What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.