How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines.

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How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

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What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

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What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.