How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

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What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)

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What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

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What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.