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How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)

Confidence Jokes More Confidence Jokes

What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

Cosine Jokes More Cosine Jokes

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.