What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

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What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.