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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.