How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.