Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
It was a high school.
I told her that drinks were on the house
None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
Two, but how do they get in there?
A rather excited moth
So the Marine have something to hold on to.
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
He never changes his position.
Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.
The lightbulb works fine...
Finger puppet
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
Look mom, an angel!
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
