Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.
It's a secret!
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)
Those are the wrong Sais
One...but it takes him 27 tries
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
Because love means nothing to them.
Thanks for the mammaries!
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
It was a Freudian slip
