Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
It was a high school.
A ladder in her stocking!
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
None, they prefer Natural Light
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
My Zipper
It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
To get to the other side!
None, they only screw playoff games.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
In tennis, love means nothing.
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
He Freudian slipped.
