Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
They love to watch mistakes being made.
Two.
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.
Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
I'm just asking for a friend)
His desk is level
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
It was a Freudian slip
