Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!