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Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What do you call a pig......with an unusually high IQ?

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