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Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.