What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

Which do you light first?

The match

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux