What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux