What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Which do you light first?

The match

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers