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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers