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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux