What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers