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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux