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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

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How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

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What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers