What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.

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Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux