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Which do you light first?

The match

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.