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Which do you light first?

The match

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Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.