Which do you light first?

The match

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.