Which do you light first?

The match

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.