Which do you light first?

The match

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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.