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Which do you light first?

The match

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!