Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.