Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre