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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Who's there! Brighton! Brighton who?

Brighton-der the light of the moon!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.