Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c