Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What is a carpenters dream girl?

Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.