Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.