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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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Peter Pan Jokes More Peter Pan Jokes

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

Neverland Jokes More Neverland Jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

Fly List Jokes More Fly List Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands