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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

Rufi-ooooooo!

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands