Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.