Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

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What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.