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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain