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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain