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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.