What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.

What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.