What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.