What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.