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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.