Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.