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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

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Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!