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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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Why is taking Spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.