Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Phil.

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Denim denim denim.....

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In case he got a hole in one.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!