Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.