Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail