Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris