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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver