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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!