Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)