Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)