Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

What do I have?

Someone else's pants.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.