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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout