Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What would you call two banana skins?

A pair of slippers.

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Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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In case your other agus breaks.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)