Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girl has to chew before she swallows.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!