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What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor.