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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...