How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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This guy!!!

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...