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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...