How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...