What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

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How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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He knew better than to drink and derive.

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

Because they never drink alone.

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine