What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

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Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries?

Drunken Donuts

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.