What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.