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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.