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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries?

Drunken Donuts