What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!