Bruce Lee Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite food?

Whoppaaah

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What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Waattaaah!

What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee?

Gent Lee (Gently)

What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

Wataaaah!

What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name?

Broco Lee

What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataaahh

Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?

HYATT!!!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WatAHHH!!

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR

What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite car?

Kiaaaaaaaa

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?

HYATT!!!

What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

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What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

Wataaaah!

What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

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What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'