Bruce Lee Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite food?

Whoppaaah

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What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Waattaaah!

What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee?

Gent Lee (Gently)

What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

Wataaaah!

What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name?

Broco Lee

What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataaahh

Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?

HYATT!!!

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WatAHHH!!

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR

What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

What's Bruce Lee's favorite car?

Kiaaaaaaaa

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What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataaahh

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Hyaaaaatt!

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The HYATT!!

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General Lee speaking.

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee.

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Because they work on so many levels

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By icicle.