Bruce Lee Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite food?

Whoppaaah

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What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Waattaaah!

What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee?

Gent Lee (Gently)

What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

Wataaaah!

What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name?

Broco Lee

What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataaahh

Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?

HYATT!!!

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WatAHHH!!

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR

What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

What's Bruce Lee's favorite car?

Kiaaaaaaaa

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What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataaahh

What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Waattaaah!

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Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

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What drink is better than average?

A beverage.

What beverage is often very helpful?

Lemon-ade

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT