Bruce Lee Jokes

A parent, Lee.

Gent Lee (Gently)

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

A crustacean

None, he just has some WATAH!

WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

An aquaholic...

The ones with food.

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

A clockshund!

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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