What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name?

Broco Lee

When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh