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What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

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Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Picket Fence Jokes More Picket Fence Jokes

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.