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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!