Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

Top Jokes More Top Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!