Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops