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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render buildings on the other side

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Top Jokes More Top Jokes

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!