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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Top Jokes More Top Jokes

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!