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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

Top Jokes More Top Jokes

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!