Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

Top Jokes More Top Jokes

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!