What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!