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What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

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What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

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Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!