What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

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Temperature Jokes More Temperature Jokes

What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!