What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.