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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

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Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.