What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.