What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.