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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.