What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.