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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.