What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.