Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
Walking -Jk Rolling
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
She kept running from the ball.
Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)
Wet
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
How would Rhino?
Rhino horn
Pitch for December
A fastball - a sizzler.