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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December