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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

How to elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth