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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

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How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.