What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!