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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Sailboat Jokes More Sailboat Jokes

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!