What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Who likes music?

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What does a dog do that you step in?

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!