What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!