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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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A bearded collie!

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Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

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Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!