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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!